Sex Holidays - FAQs
A. Yes, they are all good looking, although they are chosen also for their personality and suitability. We try and keep the web site updated with pictures of the current girls on the girls index page. This lets imminent guests view the girls who will be welcoming them.
A. When you arrive at the resort you will be met by the staff and invited to relax with a beer or soft drink. You will then be taken to your room to freshen up and unpack. Come back to the bar area and Paul and/or Ana will have got all the available girls ready for you to choose from. You will be given another beer (or two), with the girls sitting in front of you. You will be introduced to the girls, then each of the girls will come up to introduce herself to you. If you have any questions you want to ask, either in general or about a particular girl, you may either ask them directly or get Ana or Paul to ask for you. If your Spanish is not particularly good we suggest that you allow us to do any translation in order to prevent misunderstandings. Remember that the Spanish spoken in is not the same as that spoken in Spain. Once you have made your choice you and your chosen girl can then get better acquainted.
A. If you want to change the girl you are with, for whatever reason, then simply let Ana or any of the management team know. The normal time for changeovers is between 10:00 am and 12:00 noon each morning. If you want another full line-up this can be arranged, or if you have already seen the girl you want next just let us know and we will arrange it. You do not have to stay with the same girl for your entire stay, you may change as often as you want. Some guests do stay with the same girl, others change after two or three days, others change every day. Remember that it is YOUR vacation, so do whatever you want.
A. If it is something minor, tell her yourself if you wish, or ask one of us to speak to her. If you believe the problem is more serious, then please tell us and we will speak to her and, if you wish, replace her immediately. Although we try to ensure that you have no problems, the girls are human and we cannot monitor them 24 hours a day.
A. Yes, they are with you 24 hours a day. However, it is not unreasonable for them to want some private time, to freshen up and attend to their personal needs. This will usually be in the morning, after you have got up. If you feel that they are away from you for too long, talk to the girl and explain that you want to see more of her; if the situation persists then talk to us and we will talk to the girl.
A. No, tipping is not necessary and we actively discourage it. However, you may want to show your appreciation to the girl by giving her a small gift, taking her shopping or in some other way. This is entirely discretionary. Do NOT feel obliged to tip the girls.
A. All of the girls understand some English and can speak it a little, some of them have very good English. If you speak slowly to the girls you shouldn’t encounter any problems. If you have any problems in being understood, please ask one of the management team to translate rather than risk a potentially unfortunate misunderstanding.
A. Most of our girls stay with us for one to two months, the average is six weeks. After that they return home. Some of the girls do come back, but we try and make them take a break of several months between visits in order to keep up their normal life. Depending on the interval between when the photos on the website were taken and when you visit, most girls should still be with us, but we do not guarantee this.
Sexual Matters
A. If you expect a non-stop orgy with sex-crazed nymphomaniac porn stars then go elsewhere. The girls will provide a full girl-friend experience, including sex, but there are limits to what they will do. These are NOT prostitutes, but ordinary girls who need to make some extra money. Some girls may be willing to go that bit further than others; this is something you need to enquire about discreetly and politely when choosing a girl.
A. Each girl has her own limits and these must be respected. Some girls will provide these services, some won't. If you are unhappy with the service the girl gives, please talk with the management. If we feel that your request is reasonable then we will consider replacing the girl. If, on the other hand, what you want is totally unreasonable then you will be told so. Please remember that oral sex without a condom is almost as risky as unprotected vaginal sex.
A. Yes, all the girls have a medical checkup before they start to work for us. Medical certificates are available for inspection in the resort office.
A. As noted above, these girls are not prostitutes or porn stars. Each of them has their own limits and preferences. If you choose to have two girls and want this then we advise you talk it over with Ana or anyone else in the management team and we will do our best to ensure your Total Satisfaction.
A. If a girl asks you directly for money, especially if it is for providing certain sexual services, please tell the management at once. The girls are not allowed to do this and it will result in them being dismissed.
A. Bring as many condoms as you think you will need, then double the quantity. It is far better to have some left over than to find yourself without at a crucial moment in the middle of the night. Many of our girls are happy, indeed eager, to play with sex toys. Just make sure that they are clean and sterile and that you bring plenty of water-based lubricants.
A. You can get both Viagra and Cialis at most pharmacies on the island, cost is about US$5 per pill. Ask Frank, our regular driver, or any of the management team to recommend a pharmacy.
About The Resort.
A. All the rooms have a king-sized bed, TV with satellite receiver, fridge, built-in wall safe, wardrobe and en-suite bathroom with shower. All the rooms are air-conditioned and have an overhead fan. The ground floor rooms have a private sitting area outside and the upstairs rooms have a private balcony, accessed through sliding glass doors. There are sufficient electrical sockets (110 Volts, US Style) for Laptops, rechargers etc.
A. There is one main bar, which is open 24 hours a day. If no-one is around then it is self service. There is a second bar area with a pool table and a terrace with a TV. The main dining area is next to the bar and is open sided. Our kitchens open at 8:00 am for breakfast and close about 10:00 pm after dinner. Lunch is between 12:00 noon and 2:00 pm, but snacks may be ordered at any time. Our resident chef will do his best to provide anything you may want. Remember that all food and drink at the Resort is included in the price.
A. Our swimming pool is 15 metres (50 feet) long, 5 metres (17 feet) wide with an offset area for the steps down. The main part is 7 feet deep. The water is filtered and the pool is cleaned daily.
What Else is There To Do
A. We organise day trips by sailing yacht or catamaran to the nearby Isle de Coche. This is a pleasant day out to take with your girl, and we usually try to get enough people to charter the entire boat so that you do not have to mix with other tourists. We can organise day fishing trips and other trips. There are Scuba diving centres on the Island. There are golf courses on the Island, and we can arrange this for you. We can also arrange day trips by car around the Island, or by 4x4 into the hills and the wilderness areas. Large parts of the Island are designated National Parks. One favourite trip is to Angel Falls on the n mainland. This leaves in the morning and returns in the evening. Of course, there are all the beaches for which the Island is famous.
A. There are numerous beaches on the Island, all of which are easily accessible by taxi. We have regular drivers who know all the best beaches and will take you there and pick you up later for your return. Some beaches, such as Playa Al Agua, are more commercialised than others. Some are crowded with tourists, some are almost deserted. Ask for further details and information at the Resort.
A. There are numerous restaurants if you want to take your girl for a romantic meal. If you are feeling lucky there is the Casino at the Hotel, about 20 minutes by taxi. There are also numerous nightclubs, with dancing and cabaret. Ask Paul or Ana for advice on where to go. Of course, in 2006 we will be opening our own associated restaurant and nightclub on the beachfront. This is a separate business from the resort and meals taken there will be charged, but you can be assured of the same level of attention and entertainment.
Isla General Questions
A. The weather is good all year round. Temperature is between 82 and 91 degrees Fahrenheit (28 to 33 Celsius). Rainfall is usually restricted to occasional showers, there are on average 320 dry days each year, only 45 days when it rains.
A. There are mosquitoes and other biting insects on the island, as you would expect. However, the mosquitoes are not the malaria carrying variety so anti-malaria precautions are not needed. You might want to bring some insect repellent for your wrists, neck and ankles after dark to avoid getting bitten.
What Should I Bring
A. The following packing list has been suggested by some of our repeat visitors.
3 or 4 T-shirts (for the beach)
2 or 3 Polo shirts (for evenings)
1 maybe 2 semi-formal shirts for nights out.
2 pairs shorts
1 pair decent long pants
1 pair very casual slacks
5 or 6 pants (underwear)
3 or 4 pairs of socks
2 Swimming trunks
1 pair sandals / flip-flops
1 pair shoes
The Resort has a free daily laundry service so you don't need to pack enough to last your entire trip.
A. Again, this list has been provided by some of our guests.
Personal toiletries (shower gel rather than soap, it makes sharing a shower with your girl so much fun)
Any medications you need
Condoms (lots)
Lubricant (water-based not oil-based)
Sun tan protection, at least SPF 30
After sun lotion
Insect repellent
Camera (and film if you're not using digital)
A. This depends very much on whether you are content to stay at the Resort or want to go out every day, eat out every night, go on excursions, sample the nightlife. At a bare minimum you can get away with almost nothing, providing you just stay at the Resort all day and every day. More typically, budget between US$100 and US$200 a day over the length of your stay. This will allow you enough to visit the beaches, go on a few outings and have some spending money for other things. Bring US Dollars, or Euros in either cash or Travellers' Cheques. We can change these for you at the Resort.
A. No, prescription medication and over the counter medications are OK. It is advisable to have a copy of the prescription with you in case you get stopped by Customs or if you run out while you are here.
Making a Booking
A. Once you have decided on the dates you want, send an email to: paul@resort.com. We will reply as soon as possible to let you know if the dates are available, and let you know how much the stay will cost. Once we have confirmed your dates, you then need to make your own travel arrangements. For clients in the USA we have a travel agent who can make all the arrangements. For more information see the section on Travel to .
A. We prefer payment by bank transfer direct into our account, or by cash or Travellers' Cheques when you arrive.
A. Yes, we can take Credit Cards if you insist. However, because we are classed as an adult business with the card merchants we must make a 10% surcharge on Credit Card payments.
Travel To Isla
A. Travel from the USA by air usually means flying via on American Airlines. From you will need to get a short connecting flight to the island. We suggest that you allow our representative in to arrange this when you arrive as there are several carriers with varying schedules and levels of service. From Europe several national airlines have regular flights to , including British Airways, Iberia, Air France and Lufthansa. Going this way means that you will have to get the connecting flight from . Alternatively, there are some charter airlines which fly direct to Isla (the airport is named , code PMV). From Frankfurt, Condor (www.condor.com) have flights three or four days each week; from The Netherlands, Martinair have weekly flights which can be booked through their agents Q International; from the UK, First Choice have flights from London Gatwick and Manchester, but only once a fortnight to fit in with their package holiday trade. From Canada, Air Transat have direct flights from Toronto to Isla .
A. When you arrive at , you will need to reclaim your baggage and clear Customs and Immigration. You will then be met by our representative. He will take you to the Domestic Terminal and get you booked onto the first available flight to the Island. If your arrival to is late at night and there are no flights to the Island he will arrange an Hotel for you to stay overnight and get you on the first flight the next morning.
A. On the return trip our representative will meet you at the Domestic Terminal, take you to the International Terminal and see you safely through all the hassle until you go through Security. Depending on which airline you are flying with, Departure Taxes may or may not be included in the price of your ticket. If they are not included you will need to pay these so keep some local currency.
